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I am a fat woman in a bathing suit, lying on the beach.
If I can keep my eyes closed, I can pretend I am alone
and no one can see me...........
I'm starting to sizzle, like bacon in a hot skillet, so I
quickly flop over and display my creamy-white
back half to the sun.........
How's that for an image to fall asleep with?

Pleasant dreams!